THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

[young tony]

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.


You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.


Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.


You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

[Topless VF]

  OLDY BUT A GOODY .

[Roger Dodger]

awe shit that's good 

[vs2]

...and if you don't know Jack Shitt then read this:

The Jack Schitt story
  ---------------------

  For some time many of us have
  wondered just who is Jack Schitt?  We
  find ourselves at a loss when someone
  says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
  Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,
  you can now respond in an intellectual way.
 
  Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
  Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married
  O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
  They had one son, Jack.
 
  In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
  The deeply religious couple produced
  six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,
  Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
  Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.  Against her
  parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
  Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
 
  After being married 15 years, Jack and
  Noe Schitt divorced.  Noe Schitt later
  married Ted Sherlock, and, because her
  kids were living with them, she wanted to
  keep her previous name. She was then known
  as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
 
  Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
  and they produced a son with a rather
  nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
  Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
  and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
  childhood and subsequently married the
  Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
  The wedding announcement in the newspaper
  announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
 
  The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
  Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal
  son, left home to tour the world. He recently
  returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
  Schitt.
 
  Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
  you can correct them.
 
 

[Carlwalski]

 



 

[COASTAL VJs]

   
           

[HEMI 265]

    

[vhhardtop]

Actually, I know another word that is equally as functional, (hint: it begins with F)... but you use a couple of variations at a funeral, and people look at you like ya just tried to hump the corpse!

Ok to be fair, that's exactly what I did. But I think the others had more of a problem with the word than the action.

I'll miss you Grandma